



Practice cut so I don't loose my fingers. ^

He goes for the single mighty blow!^

an unspecified number of blows later....
....a Chris Buckel's dad impersonation...
AND THATS LIFE!! THIS IS REALITY BOYS! ^

The first step to dinner^

I dont think your mom will let you mount that over the fire place.^


The pig eats the duck head.



Now to get the feathers off.^

cutting the wing tips off.^

cutting the feet off.^

Getting better with the knife.^

more plucking

and even more plucking^

the final plucked product...washing it down.^

spiced up....starting to look better.^

and finally, DINNER!^